vocaroo:

wwiao:

that dogs intelligence is a threat to mankind

it should be put down

omg

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  • hey i just met you
  • and this is crazy
  • but does this cloth smell of chloroform

life is getting gayer and gayer every second

georgegayanross:

omfg

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threepac:

you say “excuse me please”, I say “out of my way peasant”

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onepaidassnigga:

curious

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commanderinqueef:

today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”

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melondegeneres:

the first person to write fanfiction must have been pretty screwed up

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animehoe:

the heat of my computer evens out the coldness of my heart

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